I own a (metaphorical) office with my super mega hot secretary to keep me company. There's always a steady flow of ailing patients awaiting medical console, so my office is fairly packed. My office is usually shuffling with the tides of the almost dead, so you can wait outside. Or, you know, shove your way past the crowd of needy sick people (you asshole).
"i honestly don’t remember doing that"
─ me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

This adorable little fuck is a Golden Husktriever 

darmani:

i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by furries. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

amazign:

new plan to end sexism in advertising: use dogs as models

bandslash:

☭ follow for more soft marxism ☭

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

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