I own a (metaphorical) office with my super mega hot secretary to keep me company. There's always a steady flow of ailing patients awaiting medical console, so my office is fairly packed. My office is usually shuffling with the tides of the almost dead, so you can wait outside. Or, you know, shove your way past the crowd of needy sick people (you asshole).

an-outcast-from-galifray:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

I CAN’T EVEN

lookbookdotnu:

150414 TODAY STYLE (by IVAN Chang)

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

officialunitedstates:

Sending a winky face is sexting and you’re going to jail

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

sweaterbones:

nastygal:

credit: Kate Madeira

Hell yeah.

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

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