I own a (metaphorical) office with my super mega hot secretary to keep me company. There's always a steady flow of ailing patients awaiting medical console, so my office is fairly packed. Did I mention my super hot secretary yet? My office is usually shuffling with the tides of the almost dead, so you can wait outside. Or, you know, shove your way past the crowd of needy sick people (you asshole).

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chillydaze:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

omg yahoo bought tumblr what are we going to do

probably nothing

opposite-directions:

i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking

stupid-fucking-rope:

rennish:

interrobang-ler:

i deal with my feelings in a healthy way

and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes

#I come from the Dean Winchester school of dealing with feelings

(Source: jaclcfrost)

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

(Source: caturday)

wacky-thoughts:

CENTRE POMPIDOU-METZ BY SHIGERU BAN ARCHITECTS

The architecture of the Centre Pompidou-Metz has unusual characteristics: the remarkable size of its main nave and the variety of its exhibition areas, with large open spaces and more intimate places that encourage inventiveness and continually surprise the visitor.

did-you-kno:

Source

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

Hey, you!

doctorcocks:

Yes, you with the lovely kneecaps! Boy, would it be a shame if something were to happen to those beautiful kneecaps of yours. Hey, do you know what costs marginally less than kneecap surgery? Project: Shattered Silence Tickets!
Get yours today at http://projectshatteredsilence.com/ … Or else ;D

Reblog this or you’ll be needing more than kneecap surgery.

Hey, you!

Yes, you with the lovely kneecaps! Boy, would it be a shame if something were to happen to those beautiful kneecaps of yours. Hey, do you know what costs marginally less than kneecap surgery? Project: Shattered Silence Tickets!
Get yours today at http://projectshatteredsilence.com/ … Or else ;D

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